Not very deep, witty, or thought-provoking, I’ll admit, but it’s something I wonder about. Are girls these days not aware that pantyhose have a section at the top that is darker and often designated “(love handle) control top”… and which is NOT meant to be seen? Do their mothers not tell them that underwear is meant to stay under something else, and when it peeks out, it looks trashy?

What would compel a girl to say, “Oh, my control top is showing… meh”?